You have no idea how long I’ve waited for someone to STATE THE DAMN OBVIOUS
no.6 is literally about a part time drag performer and his boyfriend overthrowing a dystopian government
why he lick me
even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
when you have two groups of friends doing different things friday night and you’re not invited to either one lol
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me
ATTENTION SARCASM USERS
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that